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Jesus Teach On Top Da Mountain Side
Jesus see choke peopo, an he go up da mountain litto bit. He sit down dea fo teach, an da guys he wen pick fo teach come by him fo listen.He wen start fo teach um. He tell um:
“Da peopo dat know dey need God inside dea heart, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God in da sky, he dea King.
“Da peopo dat cry inside dea heart, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God goin kokua dem.
“Da peopo dat no need put demself first everytime, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God goin give um da whole world.
“Da peopo dat everytime really like do da right ting, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God goin help um do um.
“Da peopo dat pity da odda peopo, an give um chance, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God goin pity dem an give um chance too.
“Da peopo dat hundred percent fo God inside, Dey can stay good inside Cuz dey goin see God.
“Da peopo dat help da odda peopo come friends again, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God goin say, ‘Dey my kids.’
“Da peopo dat do right, an suffa fo dat, Dey can stay good inside Cuz God in da sky, he dea King.
-Matthew 5:1-10

This gives you a  taste of a Wycliffe Bible translation. The da Hawaii Pidgin Bible. It is interesting for English readers, but probably not one you would use every day. What percentage of this do you think you understand? If you understand it so well, why wouldn't you use it as your daily Bible version?
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